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You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

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self-explanatory!!

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PlexSheep@feddit.de
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Teleportation by thinking of a place

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floofloof@lemmy.ca
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You don’t teleport to the place you’re thinking of.

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lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca
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As you get older you keep thinking back to places that no longer exist.

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lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca
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Thinking includes dreams and nightmares. You wake up in interesting places.

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rgr7353@infosec.pub
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You will arrive naked only - with an urgent need to vomit.

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BlueKey@kbin.social
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You are unable to control the ability and will teleport even when you are just be reminded of a place.

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skillissuer@lemmy.world
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this includes extraterrestrial and fictional places

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entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
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The first time you go to a church and actually understand what they’re saying as a child, you go to hell

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theusualuser@kbin.social
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That place is the time you walked in on your parents having sex.

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npastaSyn@kbin.social
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Does not teleport your cloths.

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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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Ehh. Just look up pictures of nude beaches or something.

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VanillaGorilla@kbin.social
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Hm, I’d still take it

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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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It will only teleport your body, not your clothes

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Matricaria@feddit.de
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Jokes on you, I don’t wear clothes.

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PlexSheep@feddit.de
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Thats a obvious oversight by me. Worth a try still.

Plus, I can go anywhere instantly as long as I’m in private.

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snota@sh.itjust.works
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I think you win. Easiest side effect to deal with. You could have go bags all over the world.

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