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Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

  • int: numeral
  • boolean: veritas
  • char: littera
  • string: verbum
  • double: fractio
  • struct: aedificium
numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE" 
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  • array: matrica
  • loop: circulus
  • function: officium
  • thread: filum
  • byte: minima
  • debug: rectificare
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  • byte: octoplex
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9 points

That post was going so well… And then you go and use the equality symbol for assignment like a savage.

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numeral x 3 est.

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In VIM mode, veritas

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“aedificium” got me

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