God I couldn’t get to sleep last night, it was just too gay in my bedroom.
Yup, basically. The worst part is, because it is an existing joke, nobody ever corrected me, they thought it was intentional.
I literally only found out because I said it two days in a row to a queer coworker, and the second time, she was like “you know that’s not right, right?” and I’m pretty sure the blood immediately drained from my face.
I then told everyone I knew in case they’d been feeling uncomfortable around me :(