And the short king still won!

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MANLETS RISE UP

SHORT MEN HAVE SPEARHEADED THE VANGUARD OF THE WORKING CLASS FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL

REVOLUTIONARY MANLETS

FRIEDRICH ENGELS: 5’6"

COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY LANKLETS

POL POT: 5’9"

ADOLF HITLER: 5’9"

LEON TROTSKY: 5’9"


ALL COUNTER-HISTORIES OF TALL REVOLUTIONARIES AND/OR SHORT COUNTERREVOLUTIONARIES WILL BE READILY DISMISSED AS FLUKES AND/OR REVISIONIST CAPITALIST-HEIGHTIST PROPAGANDA.

TELL ME THIS, APOLOGISTS: HOW CAN A LEADER CLAIM TO REPRESENT THE MASSES WHEN HE HAS TO LOOK DOWN ON THEM MERELY TO SPEAK TO THEM?

I rest my case.

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32 points

But then again:

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we love our big beautiful boy

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23 points

Probably has to do with their diets, something that is related to their material condition (more money more food)

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20 points

Thanks, now I feel better about being short

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20 points

How tall are you? I’m 163 (5’4)

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12 points

173 cm. That’s about 5’8" I think. Enough to be looked down at, even by people half my age

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16 points

This is actually due to the proletariat struggling to get enough nutrition growing up, while the bourgeoise (and petit bourgeoise) had no such trouble. Their short height is a symptom of oppression due to capitalism. (Or feudalism in Robespierre’s case)

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10 points

but i grew up eating hotdogs and casseroles

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Thanks. Now I feel even worse about my height.

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2 points

It’s ok. You’re a height traitor in my book.

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No, you don’t understand, I want to be short(er).

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