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Is it pathetic to be a 28 year old male virgin?

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wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Ok but once I get up to Heaven I’m asking God why He put it in such a gross place

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ultraviolet [she/her]@hexbear.net
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😔

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hypercube [she/her]@hexbear.net
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well, he sent you three boats (enema kits, psyllium husks, poppers)

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ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I don’t understand the last 2

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hypercube [she/her]@hexbear.net
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psylium husks are high fiber food supplement, help keeps things stable; poppers are amyl nitrate, a vasodialator that does triple duty as a butt dilator & as a party drug

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