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You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

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I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

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Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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My toes are unstubbable

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SickPanda@lemmy.world
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Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.

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Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!

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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.

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Heratiki@lemmy.ml
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Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!

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morphballganon@lemmy.world
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And step on the cat

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1stq@kbin.social
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Then good luck to your shin.

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Heratiki@lemmy.ml
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Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.

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quaddo@lemmy.world
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The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.

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Mothra@mander.xyz
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Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff

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