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You know when you were a kid and your parent pressed the tip of your shoe to make sure they couldn’t feel your toes so that your shoe had room to grow?

Yeah

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The tips of his shoe look so empty because there’s a hidden heel inside of the boot to give him some extra height so Trump doesn’t make fun of him for being short.

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Ah, yes, the definitely 6’3” president

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your shoe had room to grow?

Wait, your shoes grew?

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15 points

I didn’t grow up vegan so yeah, we just shoved our feet into whatever living animals they had at the store

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