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In case of cyberattack(sopuli.xyz)

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Chunk@lemmy.world
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Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!

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coco@lemmy.world
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Yea but it take time !!!

How many shit you have to unhook from whatever to save the shit ?? 100 ?? That take minutes !!!

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Confused_Emus@lemmy.world
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Y’all… just… unhook the cable from the demarc…?

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darcy@sh.itjust.works
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just have a tub of water rigged above the server

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