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Twist: monster is good boi and telling the truth that he’s tired. He sick of sleeping alone in woods, and jus wants a night on the comfy couch

Poor sadboi go back to his lonely, dirty cave, fall sleep crying, wake up with back pain :(

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Or, that was his real dad and the monster is already living in the house with him.

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Writing prompt: The monster hires a PR firm.

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not exactly what you meant, but Grendel is fantastic

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Monsters these days expect everything handed to them, back in my day they had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn a night on a couch!

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