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Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!
20 points
There’s been a legal breech on decks nine through twelve … we’re losing dozens of filing cabinets of legal documents … on company letterhead!!! … and investigators are boarding the ship!!
17 points
Casualties… 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let’s not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!
8 points
Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”
Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire … falls over … another lawyer takes his place … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”
