Because they’re so good at it.

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Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?

  • They’re very good at it

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

  • So they can hide in cherry trees

What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?

  • Giraffes eating cherries
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Ok, that’s gold. Thank you

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haven’t heard these since grade school.

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