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LesserAbe@lemmy.world
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In my experience “please call me” is more often business speak for “you’ve really got a problem now” than a statement of weakness. Like they’ve got too much shit to say to you to fit in an email, and they maybe don’t want what they’re about to say to be written down

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moistclump@lemmy.world
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Yes. But then the “no” is a full sentence response. I love it.

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Spamdump@lemmy.world
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No. It’s a way they try to cover their asses so it’s not in writing so it can’t come back to bite them when they inevitably do or say something illegal and he comes back with a lawsuit.

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Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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In my experience it means managers want to discuss something without a paper trail.

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