“Oh those young people these days can’t even use their eyes anymore and all rely on those ocular patches to ingest any kind of view of the world. In my day we would stare up at the sun just to strengthen our eyes! We would be happy even for a field of view even 110° instead of this 460° hyper infrared nonsense the kids are all excited for these days. Look at them a little bit of signal interference and they all walk into walls like blind fish!”

Yeah, I think I’m gonna be fine as an old angry curmudgeon