I love the word “cheeky”. It’s one of the greatest things that the UK has invented.

Unfortunately, the Suffolk Punch breed is categorised as critically endangered by the UK’s Rare Breeds Survival Trust, although their numbers do appear to be increasing gradually. It’s been featured on the ITFC badge since 1972, and in its current form since 1995.

Now that’s a proper reason to support a football club.

Nay-mar