>be me
>be white
>have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English
>white lady comes up to me
“OH thank God, someone who speaks English”
>start speaking back to her in Dutch
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You should have said to her, “Eh güey, chinga tu madre, pinche pandejo!”
5 points
The word is actually pendejo, with an e. Pandejo sounds like you’re trying to make a bread-based pun, like dickbread instead of head
3 points