>be me
>be white
>have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English
>white lady comes up to me
“OH thank God, someone who speaks English”
>start speaking back to her in Dutch

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lol y’all really believe Dutch is a real language

Edit: speak all the gibberish you like, you can’t fool me

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It is.

Belgian is a myth though.

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8 points

What about Belgian chocolate? Is it real or am I being ripped off?

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18 points

Flandersization.

It started off real but now it’s basically a parody of itself.

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For sure there’s good Belgian chocolate, those seashells are just not one of them.

Sugary grainy praline.

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3 points

Ela kalm eh

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2 points

Flemish or French?

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27 points

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other people’s culture, and the Dutch.

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4 points

Same here. Probably a shared feeling among us Dutch folk.

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I too can’t stand anything in this world.

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Lmao, love that movie!

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20 points

As a German I think they are only making it up to mess with Germans

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10 points

1 ei. 2 eieren.

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4 points

Nog altijd makkelijker dan 97 zeggen in het Frans

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19 points

nee niet echt nee

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10 points

Stiekem doen we gewoon alsof.

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3 points

Héél stiekem, terwijl we zo heel stilletjes in ons hoofd engels praten zo.

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Als ik je zie dan maak ik je kapot verrekte kut!

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haha ! as if that meant anything

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アホ

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9 points

Zeg makker

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Kameraad

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9 points

Lol jullie geloven serieus dat Nederlands een echte taal is

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10 points

I just hear swamp noises :P

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bango music playing softly In the distance

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Nederlands is een echte taal. Je kan mij alles vragen en zal reageren in het Nederlands.

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Kei tof

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Knetter

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