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This sounds like something someone says to try to get out of jury duty.

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Tbh, if I wanted to get on that jury, I’d say the same thing. Turns out they kinda like racists, so pretend to be racist then nullify if it’s a human and hang the jury if it’s a pig.

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Kind of a good point, you pretty much have to be a chud to be accepted on a jury of “peers.” I’d be terrified of being judged by twelve random dipshits from the city I live in, let alone the city I’m from. They’re only supposed to take people that are like, legal theory blank slates, so to speak; but, of course, in Amerikka :amerikkka:, a human being who has so little awareness that two lawyers call them neutral is going to be extremely well-trained at dehumanizing their fellow citizens.

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My peers are all communists, your honor

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hang the jury if it’s a pig.

I propose we simply hang the pig instead.

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Thank you

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