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Long Island's Sand Filled Condom(startrek.website)

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roguetrick@kbin.social
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I have a feeling it was their favorite apple because it was good for making booze, pies and sauce, not eating raw.

Granny Smith is similar in that role nowadays.

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gibmiser@lemmy.world
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Granny Smith is the only apple I will eat. Fight me.

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ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world
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Granny Smith eaters probably drink black coffee, rye whiskey neat and punch kittens.

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fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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Argh there! Are you questioning my kitten punching skills? Sounds like youre itching for a good ol fashioned whollupup! The ol kangaroo toss up. A salad with ranch dressing! If you take my meaning. Have at you!

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Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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I like eating Granny Smith apples with some dipping caramel. Sweet and tart.

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Resonosity@lemmy.ca
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Gala for me

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Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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Granny Smiths rise up! 💪

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AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You can’t. You’re stuck in your wheelchair grandma.

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Peaty@sh.itjust.works
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Im guessing you’re under 30 years old?

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glimse@lemmy.world
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Why would you guess that when I’m talking about an apple variety that apparently isn’t commonly found in stores anymore

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SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world
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I don’t think I can even find Red Delicious in the stores any more. The new varieties have really taken it’s mealy blandness away.

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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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What’s wrong with Granny Smiths? Crisp, slightly sweet, tart. What’s not to love?

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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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Who doesn’t love chomping down own a tart juicy granny?

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MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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But Prime Rouge/Akane is still the best. Though it doesn’t hold long.

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