“It was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett”

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News headlines that are so ridiculous, you could’ve sworn they were from The Onion

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