Don’t dox yourself btw. It’s the storytellers prerogative to take a bit of creative license.

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My best drinking story is one told to me by my parents, because I don’t even remember it. See, it was actually my birthday party in which I got very drunk. Also, I was 2

So apparently these old boomers thought “Oh it’s only one tiny sip, she’ll be fine. doesn’t matter that she’s 2”, but they all had that same idea, and after a few “one tiny sips” I was one tiny drink toddler. Thanks mom and dad. Probably didn’t help my brain develop very well :/

Anyway, that’s the best drinking story I have because I don’t drink. Not even because of this; I just don’t much care for the taste or the feeling, so yeah

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My family would do this but for say 10+ years. One year my cousin decided to cage a sip from everyone he could and was also downing unattended drinks. Yeah, ended like you think. We all learned a valuable lesson that night. :)

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In my case it was the discovery of a leaking wine cask on top of the fridge

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How’d you get on top of the fridge?

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I didn’t. Leaking liquid + Gravity

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whenever I visit my parents there’s a photo on the fridge of when I was the toddler at an open bar wedding.

Just a lil guy all dressed up and reaching into the wine cooler 🥲

I’ve been told after the photo was taken I was stopped.

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Rub it in how you had responsible guardians XD

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Emphasis on been told. There a few in the family that have given differing accounts.

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There’s a family video where I’m like 3, I get myself a wine glass and go to the wine and a cousin helps me pour myself a small wine. It’s very clear on the video that this wasnt the first time.

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I did not intend this to be a child drinking thread, yet here we are lmao

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