I’ll start. Apt next door is having a cockroach infected. 4 days ago, I was playing sims on my laptop, wearing my eyeglasses. Right lens got blurry, took off, huge cockroach was crawling across inside of lens. While I was wearing them. Freak out ensued.
5 points
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The worst part was that I was already paranoid about literally this exact thing happening.
same here except i accidentally smeared roach guts on my bare chest while scratching the itch that disturbed my sleep.
