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The fun police(startrek.website)

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teft@startrek.website
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Imagine you’re shopping and you pull out a towel from the rack and there is just a whole stoner back behind there chilling. /shudders

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Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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Hey, I found a stoner tucked away in the men’s jeans in Wal-Mart, 50% off.

Decided to take him home, and it’s been a great decision! He takes care of the couch, he’s always down to play some Smash, he’ll even let me win.

All it cost me was watching one Pauly Shore movie a week. Tomorrow’s Encino Man!

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TheaoneAndOnly27@kbin.social
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“for as little as one Polly shore movie a week, you too can adopt a poor lost stoner” 😂

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kool_newt@lemm.ee
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I picture Sally Struthers strolling Ikea, opening cabinets to find people hotboxing inside, passing some girl doing dabs in the fake kitchen, pleading for our help.

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PotentialProblem@sh.itjust.works
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Don’t forget about “Phantom of the Mall”! One of Paulys early films!

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circasurvivor@lemm.ee
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I think I’d be more concerned if it was only part of a stoner.

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postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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Amputee stoner playing on hard mode, hiding in sets of drawers.

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