Comment by Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️@lemmy.ml on Anon envies his wife's make believe job

Ah yes, Federal employment. Can confirm this is the case for almost all of us.

This is half the reason social services suck so much.

The other half is funding. But even with all the funding in the world, if the staff is a bunch of lazy asses, the service will suck.

The vast majority of social services are handled by state employees, not federal. Those state employees are often underpaid and overworked, and often only stay in their position because they understand the need too.

The problem with federal employees is that they’re often underpaid compared to similar jobs in the private sector. Most of them only choose to remain federal employees because it offers a lot better work life balance compared to the private sector.

Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

Pretend work sucks more than real work

Only if you can’t fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it’s cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.

Ok. I’m going to ask for a raise.

I’ll take your stapler

can you download adobe reader

Jeez that sounds like work forget I asked.

Sorry all I know is Google Ultron

I can even do that with a chocolaty command

I love chocolatey because i had to deploy with FOG for so long.

You’re overqualified, sorry. What’s next powershell scripts?

Well, yes. But I’ll have chatgpt make them.

“Work slow, look busy”

Why do you work eight hours or more, we’d both have jobs if you only worked four

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