I need all the eagles fans to know, we only discount how good y’all are because, you the fans are the most insufferable sports fans in all of sports history. We literally can’t give any leeway to how good your team is because you are so toxic it genuinely ruins football for others.
This is truly disappointing. Wins don’t really matter to most of us. We’d much rather have great stats and feel good vibes that welcome fans of all teams into our stadiums. I hate that some toxic fans and players have this “championship mentality.”
I am sorry some of our fans ruin football for all of y’all because we want nothing more than for you Lions, Patriots, etc. fans to enjoy rooting for your dogshit teams, instead of having to feel ill having to be around the loudest, most toxic, most obnoxious, most passionate, and most influential fanbase in all of sports history.
Until we fix ourselves to be more enlightened, don’t come to Philly, don’t hope to play us, and keep our players names out of your fucking mouths.
Because if you even whisper something bad about us, even in a different language and in the sanctity of your clubhouse, we’ll hear it and we will be very spiteful about it. And you won’t like us for it and we won’t care.
