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Why cut into pieces i wonder. you don’t chop up body parts before burial do you?

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You do when you’re putting them in garbage bags weighed down with rocks and tossing them into the ocean in the dead of night

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Oddly specific

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What do you mean Bay Harbor Islands nobody mentioned a spot several miles off the coast from Bay Harbor Islands

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You especially don’t if you’re following Jewish customs regarding dead bodies, specifically ones that consider any tampering with it to be defilement, to the point that under the strictest interpretation of Jewish law even autopsies are forbidden.

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This only really could be argued for cars that people died in, in such a manner that they cannot appreciably be separated from the vehicle. There’s no halacha on the disposal of regular old destroyed cars which is the case for the overwhelming majority of these.

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What I’m getting from this is that since Optimus Prime is Jewish, when he dies it’s not cool to strip out the CD changer and sell it on eBay

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38 points

Thirty minutes with an axe will save you a few hours with a shovel – Miss Pauling, TF2

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25 points

not pictured: 5 hours with a mop

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If it’s taking her 30 minutes she needs to step up her game, maybe invest in some saws and chisels

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Give me 30 minutes to make a shallower grave, and I’ll spend 20 of them sharpening my axe.

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