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This man probably hesitates to pick up a screwdriver when assembling IKEA furniture

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It’s for the best we wouldn’t want him to hurt himself.

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Don’t we all?

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Phillips heads have a cross on it, and you probably shouldn’t use a cross like that so they’re a no-go. Jesus was nailed to the cross, so using nails is bad. You better be safe and just not drive anything into wood for that matter…

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