i recently applied to go from a contractor to an internal employee and got the official job offer last week. my drug test is tomorrow and the form says its an oral fluids test, which i will pass, but i have this gnawing anxiety that ill go in and they spring a urine test on me (i would not pass this). i have powdered urine from testclear, and ive used it before and passed a urine test two years ago, but this test will be given on the jobsite and will be harder to pull off.

wish me luck that its a saliva test, i really dont want to lose this job :(

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I’ve had luck in the past chugging massive amounts of water to flush and dilute my urine. Since they use color and creatine concentration to measure if its diluted, you can take a B12 complex pill to color your piss yellow and creatine supplement to increase creatine levels. If they say anything just say you work out since creatine is a supplement that’s taken to help increase. Muscle mass.

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oh shit you mean I can get jack AND it’ll help me piss clean when I need to??? 😎

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