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Coffee in the case of Janeway … Or candy … or chips … Or donuts … Or an herbal tea

You just offer a distraction and the adult will step aside.

I know because you can give me a bag of chips and I’ll let you do whatever you want to my laptop.

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Pringles?

me nefariously installing linux on your laptop

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pringles! … here is my info … give me a shipping address to send my laptop

Ron A. Rausch
3295 Princess St
Kingston, ON K7L 1C2

Mother’s maiden name Colunga
SIN 083 704 486
Geo coordinates 44.253199, -76.426152
Phone 613-533-1643
Country code 1
Birthday May 23, 1961
Age 62 years old
Tropical zodiac Gemini
Username Fortiong61
Password Ahl1iePai2u
Visa 4539 2318 8318 6333
Expires 8/2026
CVV2 373
Company Life Map
Occupation Pipelayer
Height 5’ 7" (170 centimeters)
Weight 237.4 pounds (107.9 kilograms)
Blood type B+
UPS tracking number 1Z 150 293 65 9808 210 7
Western Union MTCN 1805921668
MoneyGram MTCN 02591927
Favorite color Blue
Vehicle 1993 BMW 856
(if you read this far and actually believe this …
I generated the info from
www . fakenamegenerator . com)

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UPS tracking number 1Z 150 293 65 9808 210 7

Letting the real secrets out.

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That may work for them, but not my grandma. She just turned 98! I couldn’t fathom teaching her to use a minimalist, multifunction, touch sensitive remote… let alone how to navigate multiple, terrible UI’s. It’s the only reason my parents still have conventional cable.

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Is there some kind of law that consumer electronics have to have a terrible UI? It’s pretty much just smartphones and computers that don’t totally suck.

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98! wow … lucky you … if my grandmother was still around, I’d operate everything for her myself and allow her to use me as her personal butler. I’d want to make her life as easy as possible.

Good for you and I hope she is happy and well … we should be so lucky to see as much life as she has … my best wishes to her and your family.

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Thank you for your praise and understanding. My family and I do what we can to ensure she’s comfortable and taken care of. Her husband, my grandpa, passed in '94. We like to joke that she sapped his life force in order to carry on. Sometimes she starts talking to us in Tagalog, but I’m a second gen half-breed who never learned the language outside of important food items. It’s an adventure, if nothing else.

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Universal remote. I did that up for my husband’s grandma ‘just press this button and your show comes on’

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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