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The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case(pixelfed.social)

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MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
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I worked as a cashier and still do it 😅

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Alchemy@lemmy.world
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have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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deadpan serious stare

I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

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otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

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MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
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I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”

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weariedfae@lemmy.world
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