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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory(www.theonion.com)

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TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net
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Don’t forget the neoliberal fantasy of a gleeful slave class who work for food.

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I suppose in that specific sense (the exploited slave workforce), the Oompa Loompas aren’t even that unrealistic a portrayal of how chocolate gets produced.

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Sure the Oompa Loompas are dying in forced labor, but this is the Best System in the World™

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