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I don’t drink

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56 points

Congrats, how many years are you sober?

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25 points

All my life

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15 points

Born again huh.

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Oh, so you don’t like it when other drink then?

Edit: that’s literally the response my buddy gets every single time it comes up, every single time without fail, even from other people who don’t drink.

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30 points

What the fuck?

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Haha yeah it’s weird how NOT drinking is weird. I couldn’t care less what other people do, nor what they think of me; drinking is just no longer appealing to me

No idea why you got downvoted so bad, I guess I did have the benefit of your edit when I read your reply.

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Right?

I mean, you teach yourself to drink something that tastes rotten. It impairs your ability to think and accomplish basic tasks. It increases your risk for legal trouble. It can make you vomit and sick the next day. It damages your internal organs, and it costs a ton. Finally, it traps you into needing it.

Yet, it’s the people who DON’T do it who are weird?

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10 points

No sir. Sounds like your projecting, are you uncomfortable that I don’t drink alcohol?

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11 points

Sure buddy what ever you say

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10 points

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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8 points

Oh that’s the booze.

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5 points

Oof ow my kidneys

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