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3-hours later and everyone is happier and healthier. Had a blast, kids learned some life lessons. Imagine that.

Acid?

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Shrooms?

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Some self-discovery anyway (:

But I’m jealous of that person passing drugs like candies. Just like with this regular halloween hysteria about laced candies, who can believe there’s a person who’d share expensive and illegal drugs like that? If you shovel off all that morbid irresponsibility of such act, they can be the modern day dope Santa. Thus making this story hit in a different (and hopefully not creepy) way.

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(it should be noted that OP didn’t gave their kids drugs. They took their kids to the woods for exercise)

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