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The best owl jokes...(lemmy.world)

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOP

15 points

10 months ago

not nearly as bad as:

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ducks.
Ducks who?
No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

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anon6789@lemmy.world

4 points

10 months ago

Lol you masochist! 😆

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOP

5 points

10 months ago

I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

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anon6789@lemmy.world

4 points

10 months ago

If it’s funny the first time, it’s gotta be funny the tenth time!

I remember those times!

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOP

1 point

10 months ago

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It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

(Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

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anon6789@lemmy.world

1 point

10 months ago

I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they’re in that phase!

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Late2TheParty@lemmy.world

3 points

10 months ago

Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I’ve always said this as

Knock, knock Who’s there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? … You can see where I’m going.

I’m glad to see others have a funnier takes!

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