I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.
Too bad she’s a nutcase.
Sorry, should I have been more explicit?
In that case, I definitely masturbated while thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.
She’s a right-wing evangelical. This will tell you all about it:
What’s funny is she used to be very open about her sex life and even said she would be willing to pose topless for Playboy, so I’m not quite sure when this happened.
Ugh, damn religion ruining our Playboys.
Also, you shouldn’t directly link to that site and give them revenue because it’s another one of those religious nut “media biblical rating” websites. Use something like archive.is to grab an archive once (if they don’t already have it) and post that link
