Thanks for sharing, and happy holidays
I didn’t have sex with a girl I had a crush on for the longest time.
It didn’t matter a bit in the long run, but it would have been nice.
I don’t know man. I was going for a ‘comically supportive thing as though he was actually emotionally devastated by it but didn’t want to admit it’ vibe, but I guess somebody read it wrong, and everyone else assumed the worst. You know… the Internet.