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I mean it says meat, not a whole living chihuahua. I’m sure a whole one would be dangerous.

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They’re not wrong. I put bacon in the microwave and haven’t gotten sick from it. Usually I just sicken those around me.

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I got sickened reading this.

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Microwave bacon is acceptable, but not ideal.

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You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

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You’re sickening me all the way over here.

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A whole chihuahua is more dangerous outside a microwave than inside.

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To the Chihuahua

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Cook your own dog? No child should ever have to do that. Dogs should be raw! And living!

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Welcome to lemmy btw!

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Thanks! Glad to be here

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