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You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

Sheesh.

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Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.

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Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.

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And Colby

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I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.

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Hopefully I never have to see or hear “poop-kinives” ever again.

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I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen.

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Unfortunately it’s become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge.

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WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE

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Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break.
View the source on this comment if you need an example.

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37 points

This will outlive us, no matter the platform.

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I’m sorry, the what now?

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17 points

The poop-knife.

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Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!

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It’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food

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taps-head.gif

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I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him…

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