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We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

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Faust223@lemmy.world
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If you wash your belt you lose all your jiu-jitsu knowledge and have to start from white again. Everyone knows this.

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Eidolon_Alpha@lemmy.world
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Is that why no one at the gym will spar with me as a brown belt!?

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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Maybe if you’d put on something beyond the belt Mr “Sumo Jitsu”

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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Prestige mode. Excellent.

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DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world
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I don’t know who started this idea but I want to find them and wrap their smelly ass belt around their face.

The sport is gross enough without people dragging their MRSA strips all over the mats.

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