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Frodo should have just flown one of the eagles to mount doom. Oh I’m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

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Well I just paid!

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No you haven’t

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I once argued that Gandalf, with his mastery of magical fireworks, should have worked with the dwarves and elves to make a single stage rocket launcher with the ring as a payload. The Soviets made single stage rocket launchers that could make it the roughly 300 miles from Rivendale to Mordor, so I figured with the craftsmanship of the dwarves, the light and strong materials of the elves, and Gandalf’s magical fireworks they could make something to go at least a hundred miles. Then he could get on Eagle back, her high enough up for a good trajectory and fire the ring straight into the lava before Sauron could even focus on the eagle popping up on the horizon

Just don’t miss, that would be bad

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Just don’t miss, that would be bad

Not worse that any other plan, where you have to drag The Ring to Barad-dur.

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The nazgul have flying mounts, and eagles would have been spotted immediately.

What followed would have been an aerial middle earth version of football.

Honestly, I’d still watch that movie.

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8 points

Origins of Quidditch revealed.

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