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37 points

At that point just go for omniscience.

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Too far. I don’t need to know all that.

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Oh you don’t want to know exactly how many pubes your grandmother shed in her lifetime? You don’t care to know what the sewage of tasted like in London on Sunday, the 16th of July 1882? You don’t burn with desire to learn what it feels like to get your viscera torn out by a hungry lion?

Weak!

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A few million. Nasty, with hints of corn and bean. Painful and, oddly, quite exhilarating. Knowing doesn’t equate to experiencing.

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Man i could just browse weird facts in my brain all day. Hurry Satan my soul is waiting!

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I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

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You’d be one hell of a schmoozer as you’d know exactly what to say to people to connect with them.

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