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Why won't people wake up?

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Of course we all know that gmers are ruining society and our children and well pretty much anything they touch (grass seems to be safe though LOL). But why don’t more people understand and support our cause? You may not be aware (god bless you if you are) of a series of gmes called “diablos”. The newest in the series came out recently and people can’t stop talking about it. They are literally teaching our children to devil worship and no one seems to care.

To make things more concerning, the first “season” of diablos 4 is supposed to start on July 20th. I’m not even sure what that means, but it sounds terrifying. I wonder if the trees will somehow turn satanic or maybe something with the water. Anyone have any predictions about what this means for us god fearing folk?

god bless

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You’re breaking rule 7. We don’t have a rule 6 because that’s satan’s number, but if we did, you’d be breaking that too. This is not a satire group.

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Rules

  • Rule one. No g*mers
  • Rule two. No violence
  • Rule three. No racial slurs
  • Rule four. No harassment
  • Rule five. No satantism
  • Rule seven. WE ARE NOT SATIRE

No. This is not a satire.

No. We are not trolls.

No. We are not joking.

Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.

This evil is called video g*mes.

Today, more and more people, calling themselves as “g*mers” spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. “It is harmless”, they say.

Gmers around the world reunite in “conventions” to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.

While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.

But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!

ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!

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