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I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day 😀

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Just buy a VR headset. No need for extra limbs

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And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice

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For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. 😀

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Then even further instead of just fingering you can gape

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Stats? πŸŽ‰

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I fucking LOL’d, keeping it classy Lemmy

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