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Then they dare to go buy some fucking avocado toast and a mokke lattchiato or whatever the hell, on their fucking bikes with THEIR FUCKING HELMET ON!

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Don’t buy avacado toast, make it.

Shits cheap af

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I don’t get all the love for avacado. It tastes like mild plant butter to me. I save a lot of money by never buying it haha.

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You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it’s very bland. Kinda like an egg.

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Dude literally just find more dead squirrels for avocado toast money, it’s that simple

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No, you don’t understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal

When’s the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money

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