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Congress Reduces SNAP Benefits To One Free Treat On Recipient’s Birthday(www.theonion.com)

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lobut@lemmy.ca
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Thompson added that the new bill also implemented a work requirement that limits eligibility for the free treat to individuals who have worked eight hours or more on their birthday.

oh man, it’s so good

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lol right? That cracked me up! This is one of my favorite communities on Lemmy so I read a lot of satire and this article is among the best in recent memory.

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EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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Wow, I don’t usually eat the onion, but I just swallowed it whole

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DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world
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It’s so funny I got sad, and I’m not sure that even makes sense to say.

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