Comment by Yeller_king@reddthat.com on Some heroes don't wear capes

For all we know, he does wear a cape.

I wish capes were socially acceptable to wear again

And get stuck in turbines and shit?

lucky for me I don’t often interact with things like that

How about revolving doors?

Or doors on a bus, or elevator, or escalator (depends on the length of the cape)

Break away fasteners are a thing now. Line it with some Kevlar fibre and some good thermal insulation/fire resistance and you have an amazing utility device.

In public, it billows behind you, making you look dashing and heroic. When the shit hits the fan, instant bullet resistant cover for civilians. A way to shield them from the heat of a fire, or a small explosion. You could even use it offensively to tangle or deceive an opponent!

Someone is trying to be a real word superhero.

There is absolutely no way in hell a bullet-proof cape is billowing in the wind.

It won’t stop a direct shot, but it would help against ricochet and shrapnel.

Back during the Napoleonic wars, silk underlayers were highly sought after. They could limit the damage a musket ball could do.

A spider silk based cape could definitely help projectile damage, while still being able to billow. The challenge would be making it fire and heat proof as well.

It’s more of a projectile resistance than full proofing.

You should talk to that guy who made bulletproof Kimonos for Steven Seagal

That works but the fastener can’t be metal. Come across somebody with magnetic powers or for some reason the metal gets heated up and welds to itself… Bad times. But I think you’re onto something.

Agreed on the metal clips. Getting garrotted by your own safety system would be extremely detrimental in a fight. Though saying that, if you’re in a fight with a metal telekinetic, you’re either screwed, or strong enough to not care about the clip.

Imagine if you suddenly get cornered by a runaway bull. What would you do without a cape?

You’ve just sold this idea to public schools in America.

Be the change you want to see.

I’d settle for a cloak. A nice leather, or heavy woollen cloak would be amazing for being outside on cold evenings.

Unfortunately, they are still seen as dark and ‘edgy’. Moreso even than a trenchcoat. ☹️

Maybe a rainbow unicorn cloak?

Tempting… Unfortunately, I don’t think I could pull it off. You need a certain… force of personality to pull off something like that. I’m just not outgoing (or skilled!) enough to pull off a full Thom Merrilin look.

Stop giving so many fucks about what other people think about your fashion. You do you, fam.

Unfortunately, it would likely be detrimental to my ongoing work situation.

Though saying that, the BBC had a guy who would turn up to work dressed as a wizard (think harry potter style). He was the reason Teletext continued for so long. He was the last one left on the team. They retired Teletext the day after he retired himself.

I’m still not sure I have the force of personality to not just look like an idiot try hard however. 🤷‍♂️

Went camping at a festival my band was playing at. I had a woolen cloak as part of my costume. Everyone was shivering. I was loving life.

just wear them already

I remember early 2020, there was a small push to bring capes back, before something else took over every discussion. Something about blue jays or crows or something

yes, I remember the Cape Revolution. I actually did buy a cloak! it took me like a year to wear it though. finding more to purchase is not easy

I use Arch btw

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