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Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice(thehardtimes.net)

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Entitle9294@lemmy.world
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A dead body

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Entitle9294@lemmy.world
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Well, he ain’t really dead, but he ain’t like anybody that you’ve ever met before (never cares)

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PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world
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I bet if they ate monopoly, they’d shit out connect four

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Entitle9294@lemmy.world
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Walks right in the house where you’re having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)

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