Passenger sees Boeing 757-200 “wing coming apart” mid-air — United flight from San Francisco to Boston makes emergency landing in Denver::A United Airlines flight to Boston was diverted to Denver because of an issue with the plane’s wing.

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I’ll be there for youuu

When the plane starts to stall

I’ll be there for youuu

When the wing is no more

I’ll be there for youuu

To state the claims are untruuu-uuue

So no one ever known a flight could’ve ended up this waaay

The starboard wing has broke

Cabin door’s flying awaaay

You’re out of hope, you lost your landing geeear

But our stocks are the lowest they’ve been so far this fiscal yeeeear, so

I’ve a job to doooo

Get prepared for that bull

Remind all the neeews

It’s never happened before

I’ve a job to doooo

And I guess I’m pretty gooo-oood

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Should I send this to Airbus marketing team ? 😂

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Plot twist—they work for airbus.

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Dude you nailed it

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