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In The Matrix, how are babies made?

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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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Blackout@kbin.social
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You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

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teft@lemmy.world
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No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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What’s her problem

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SeabassDan@lemmy.world
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You mean ram sticks

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