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Upgrade your life son, drop ramen in rice cooker and water press button

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Upgrading your life is not eating instant noodles in general, old man.

I came here for depraved food snacks!

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Get a bag of bagged chili, soak ramen in hot water until it gets hot without the seasoning pack, heat up the chili in a sink full of hot water, crunch up some Cheetos into powder, wrap it all up in a cold tortilla, add bagged jalapeños.

Take the Oreos and crush them, mix with just enough water to make a really thick dough, roll in hot cocoa mix

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You are a genius.

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Put a half cup each of Nutella, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff in a bowl and nuclear oven for ten seconds.

Give it a rough mix and go to town.

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@NoIWontPickaName @toomanypancakes @ptz @phillaholic @GONADS125
I understand the message here (great idea btw. Or electric kettle works too) but misreading this wording is great… “Water press button” 😜

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